Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Maxine for US President


Here we are, already discussing the future and

President of the United States , beginning with the Year 2012.  

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST
 choice for President, 
we have a solution:   
 It is probably time they have a woman as President too.

One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping major solve world problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...



Maxine on "Driver Safety": 
"I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  
 "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" 
"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away ~ or wait nearby ~ like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" 
 "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" 
 "Take every birthday with a grain of salt.. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."    

"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate." 


"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human;  to forgive,  highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels, and their 'Golden Oldies' will be RAP?"  (Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching may be dead."

Thanks for popping in Maxine and good luck in being nominated by the people!
I do wonder how you blog for me somedays, but you will never say apart from sent with a lot of Hope (Hmmm, clue there!)

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