Ducks that quack me up

I had given myself the task of naming a day. I chose

Duck Day

so I had better justify myself or be called quackers, not that I mind.

Life is just too short to be serious too often

(WARNING:The following video contains nudity)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

Knew you couldn't help yourself!

Of course Ducks have a serious side too and due to the pleasure they give me 
I owe this side of them a mention
 MENTION

There mentioned,

and in case I missed any

http://fohn.net/duck-pictures-facts/

Now duckies onto ducks!

People collect Rubber Ducks

Dr. Charlotte Lee is an engineering professor at the University of Washington. (note a University professor)Super smart, driven, commands attention. But when you arrive at her house, there are not so subtle hints that there's something unusual going on inside. 5,239 rubber ducks and counting!

http://www.duckplanet.com/aboutus_main.html

 

 Others race ducks 

Singapore Duck Race - Noice!

  other people raise ducks and they paddle on their dams

Animals of all types like ducks

but then he is a grey!

and then there are some "problem" ducks that are here to amuse some, and annoy others

Being the mere Humans that we are, they then gain notoriety via their own 

Facebook Page

(all written by the ducks of course)

This brace may not get along with their relatives at Ourimbah Campus (and would like fireworks) but it is their only forum to cite these issues.

I know I can hear all you quack pots out there sprouting about 

Unfeeling feet and that Ducks do not have blood vessels or nerves in their feet! 

Well oh knowledgeless ones 

that is so they can swim in water of any temperature!

Ever seen a pond of ducks with slippers on, (IN A POND I SAID)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_190060131030403&ap=1#!/pages/The-ducks-that-chill-out-at-the-Design-bus-stop-Newcastle-Uni/104405829593918?sk=photos

The ducks that hang out in the Chancellor's fountain.

as for those duckiest of ducks, spoilt by probably horse people?

Yep, they wear shoes inside

When I am ducking off for a bit of Duckweed with my ducktails on but I will leave you with some thoughts to wrap around  your duck bills

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. 

The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says,

"Just put it on my bill."

Quack Quack
(not the same effect as Boom Boom)
but you get that!

and when you do pass a duck, remember some of them can fly at 60km/hr 

so remember to

DUCK
I will leave you with "Duck Tales"